A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over and says, "Sorry mate, but you've got Yellow 24, a fatal virus, so called because it turns your blood yellow and you have only 24 hours to live".
There's nothing I can do for you, just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to accompany her to the bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a great night out as he's never been there before.
So at the bingo..........He gets his first card and wins 4 corners; £50, then gets any line and wins a further £200.
Minutes later he calls for a full house and wins a grand (£1000).
The national grid game comes up and he wins a further £100,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says "Son I've never seen you in here before in all my life but you've won 4 corners, any line, a full house and the national game, I've never met anyone so lucky".
"Lucky ?" he screamed, "lucky ?".
I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.
"Yellow 24, Fuck me !," says the bingo caller.

"You've won the raffle as well"!!