Wednesday, October 25, 2006

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for $10,000,000. The bookkeeper is deaf and this was considered an occupational benefit since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything; therefore, he would never be able to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me ?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the $10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again !" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him !" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say ?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

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