A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he is getting out of the car a truck comes flying along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his mobile and calls the cops.
Five minutes later the police arrive. Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions the lawyer starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long it's with the panel beater it'll never be the same again. After the lawyer finally finishes his ranting and raving the policeman finally shakes his head in disgust.
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are", he says.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this ?" snaps the lawyer. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you ?"
The lawyer looks down in absolute horror.
"Fucking hell !" he screams, "Where's my Rolex ?"
As he is getting out of the car a truck comes flying along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his mobile and calls the cops.
Five minutes later the police arrive. Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions the lawyer starts screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long it's with the panel beater it'll never be the same again. After the lawyer finally finishes his ranting and raving the policeman finally shakes his head in disgust.
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are", he says.
"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this ?" snaps the lawyer. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you ?"
The lawyer looks down in absolute horror.
"Fucking hell !" he screams, "Where's my Rolex ?"
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